Need a Tuesday night pick-me-up? Look no further than the "All About That Bass" music room with Meghan Trainor, Jimmy, and The Roots!
Then you just gotta dance!
Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.
Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”
Me: “What lights do you see on it?”
Client: “None. No lights.”
Me: “Plug it in.”
Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”
Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”
Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”
Me: “That’s normal for—”
Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”
Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)
this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies
I think it’s harder to be nice and accepting of yourself than it is to be to others.
when i find myself in times of trouble
the 12th doctor comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails