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Hello, I'm the Teacher
I'm a Early Education Major searching for her place in the universe. I love to read, hang out with friends, and watch the Doctor go on crazy adventures in time and space. I hope I can show my students--past, present, and future--that there are worlds for them to explore beyond their comfort zone.


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clientsfromhell:

Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”

Me: “What lights do you see on it?”

Client: “None. No lights.”

Me: “Plug it in.”

Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”

Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”

Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”

Me: “That’s normal for—”

Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”

Me: “Ah.”

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

chibird:

I think it’s harder to be nice and accepting of yourself than it is to be to others.

chibird:

I think it’s harder to be nice and accepting of yourself than it is to be to others.

tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

kimidakewooooo:

# Killian Jones #number1 emma stan #co-founder and honorary member of the emma swan fanclub #join us #we even have t-shirts 

School teachers understand a lot more than you give us credit for! ugh I mean, who taught you how to use the gadgety thing? A scientist (I hope). And who taught the scientist how to science and stuff? Teachers, that’s who!!

amazingphil:

Click here for the video ^__^