Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”
Me: “What lights do you see on it?”
Client: “None. No lights.”
Me: “Plug it in.”
Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”
Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”
Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”
Me: “That’s normal for—”
Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”
Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)
this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies
I think it’s harder to be nice and accepting of yourself than it is to be to others.
when i find myself in times of trouble
the 12th doctor comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
School teachers understand a lot more than you give us credit for! ugh I mean, who taught you how to use the gadgety thing? A scientist (I hope). And who taught the scientist how to science and stuff? Teachers, that’s who!!